CAUTION! I drive like you do!

Clones are people 2

Don't follow me. I'm lost too. 

 Don't laugh it's paid for.

Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.

Stop repeat offenders.  Don't re-elect.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

All generalizations are false.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.