Quotes as seen in actual profiles

I feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp --
I know what I'm supposed to do,
but I don't know where to start!


Why is it that the Air Force
get millions of dollars and the
PTA has to hold a bake sale?


Women are like flowers, they should be
appreciated, and remembered, and loved
for they are special, to the people
that know that they are
here to brighten our world.


If your gonna lie to me, don't
bother talking to me. If not
we will be friends forever.


Sometime's nothing is
a pretty cool hand.....


Life without risk isn't a life at all.


We are the 2k generation brought
up and raised by women.


It's all a matter of technique


Among those who seek power and
gain from religion, there will
never be wanting an inclination
to forge and lie for it.


I just love long walks,
especially when they are
taken by people who
really piss me off.


I keep reading this book
about anti-gravity and for
some reason..... I just
can't seem to put it down!


Lonely...but that doesn't mean
I want you...so don't IM me


Chaos, Panic and Disorder...
my work here is done.


If you don't like the answer,
don't ask the question.


There is a joker in every deck.


The difference between genius and
stupidity is that genius has its limits.



If Bill Gates had a dime for every time
Windows crashed... Oh, Wait!! He Does
?Anonymous


Don't confuse romance with sensuality. Romance is a
box of chocolates, sensuality is how I eat them.
?Amy Myth


If you want to know what God thinks of money,
just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker

I prefer the words "loved for a brief time" over "used"


God made us family....but prozac kept us friends!

A wise person speaks when he has something to say.
A fool speaks because he has to say something. 


If Barbie is so popular, why do
you have to buy her friends?
Unknown


I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943


There is no reason anyone would
want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson, 1977


Do you think we could wipe out
world hunger forever if
scientists figured out how to
make AOL's Free CD's edible?
Unknown


When choosing between two evils, I always
like to try the one I've never tried before.
Mae West


Any sufficiently advanced technology
is indistinguishable from magic.
Aurther C. Clarke


Very funny Scotty! Now beam down my clothes!
Some Guy


The failure to fully contemplate an
idea is often mistaken for optimism.
Albert Einstein



I can picture in my mind a world
without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world,
because they'd never expect it.
Jack Handy

Some people think football is a
matter of life or death but it's
far more important than that.
Bill Shankley


Time is money, money is the
root of all evil, and knowledge is
power. Therefore, procrastination
is the key to world peace.


The hardest thing a person could ever go
through is looking into the eyes
of the person they love
knowing they can`t have them.


Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

What you do speaks so loud that
I cannot hear what you say.
Ralph Waldo Emerson


If the World Didn't Suck...
We'd All Fall Off!


Life's too short for that stuff. I am who I am,
if you don't like it, tough.


Love that is cleansed by tears shall eternally
remain pure and beautiful.


I don't need cybers3x -
AOL goes down on me all the time!


Laughter is the only thing that brings trouble down
to a size where you can look it in the eye.


Believe half of what you see.
None of what you hear


Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.


Find good in others and others will find good in you


A little song, a little dance,
a little seltzer down your pants
Chuckles the Clown

The one price too high for your
heart's desire is your heart!
Lois Bujold


I refuse to have a battle of wits
with an unarmed person.


Don't put up with a controlling man.
He will only bring you down.


God makes things possible, not easy.


Don't eat the menu.

Life is a beta test.  It this was a real life,
manuals would have been included.


Paradox seeks oxymoron

To put it metaphysically, people are shitty roommates

My truth is not your truth.

I can smell humor from a mile away; smells like chicken


Its not the boulders in my path, but the pebbles in
my shoe that really sends me over the edge.

Remember, Wherever u go, There u are!