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Elephant Quotes


"A woman is like an elephant - I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to"

Full 'W C Fields' Quote   Source: W C Fields
"what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred"

Full 'Dr Seuss' Quote   Source: Dr Seuss
"chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail..."

Full 'Desmond Tutu' Quote   Source: Desmond Tutu
"that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly...."

Full 'Henry Wheeler Shaw' Quote   Source: Henry Wheeler Shaw
"that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly...."

Full 'Josh Billings' Quote   Source: Josh Billings
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas"

Full 'Groucho Marx' Quote   Source: Groucho Marx