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Funny Quotes


"because you both think the same things are funny...."

Full 'Gloria Vanderbilt' Quote   Source: Gloria Vanderbilt
"identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely..."

Full 'William Safire' Quote   Source: William Safire
"other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an..."

Full 'Will Ferrell' Quote   Source: Will Ferrell
"life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying..."

Full 'Ogden Nash' Quote   Source: Ogden Nash
"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order"

Full 'Steve Martin' Quote   Source: Steve Martin
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

Full 'Peter Ustinov' Quote   Source: Peter Ustinov
"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."

Full 'Dr Seuss' Quote   Source: Dr Seuss
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Full 'Francis Bacon' Quote   Source: Francis Bacon
"road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses...."

Full 'Stephen King' Quote   Source: Stephen King
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."

Full 'Woody Allen' Quote   Source: Woody Allen
"nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't..."

Full 'Barbara Walters' Quote   Source: Barbara Walters
"you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."

Full 'Billy Wilder' Quote   Source: Billy Wilder
"laugh too, because, come on, life is funny...."

Full 'Jack Handy' Quote   Source: Jack Handy
"I'm funny how? Like a clown? I'm here to amuse you?"

Full 'Joe Pesci' Quote   Source: Joe Pesci
"It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get"

Full 'Arnold Palmer' Quote   Source: Arnold Palmer
"It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it"

Full 'Garth Brooks' Quote   Source: Garth Brooks
"It's funny how your initial approach to a person can determine your..."

Full 'Dorothy Uhnak' Quote   Source: Dorothy Uhnak
"It's funny the way most people love death. Once you are dead you are made..."

Full 'Jimi Hendrix' Quote   Source: Jimi Hendrix
"It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I..."

Full 'Julia Roberts' Quote   Source: Julia Roberts
"Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the..."

Full 'Samuel Beckett' Quote   Source: Samuel Beckett
"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an"

Full 'Ellen Degeneres' Quote   Source: Ellen Degeneres
"there are things about me. It's pretty funny. I had a 'cocaine problem' at..."

Full 'Chris O'donnell' Quote   Source: Chris O'donnell
"come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."

Full 'David Ogilvy' Quote   Source: David Ogilvy
"David Letterman. I like smart, weird, funny and sharp...."

Full 'Drew Barrymore' Quote   Source: Drew Barrymore
"not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny....'..."

Full 'Isaac Asimov' Quote   Source: Isaac Asimov
"interesting, or very important, or wonderfully funny...."

Full 'Brenda Ueland' Quote   Source: Brenda Ueland
"yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be...."

Full 'Seinfeld' Quote   Source: Seinfeld
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered..."

Full 'Jack Handy' Quote   Source: Jack Handy
"is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than read...."

Full 'Sinclair Lewis' Quote   Source: Sinclair Lewis
"stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that..."

Full 'Bill Watterson' Quote   Source: Bill Watterson