"Everything I've every loved was immoral, illegal, or grew hair on your"
Full 'Steven Tyler' Quote
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Steven Tyler
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"I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I tossed..."
Full 'Satchel Paige' Quote
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"you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins"
Full 'Jack Handy' Quote
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Jack Handy
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"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it"
Full 'Andrew Young' Quote
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Andrew Young
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"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer."
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"They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money."
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