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Joke Quotes


"millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet..."

Full 'T S Eliot' Quote   Source: T S Eliot
"A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth."

Full 'Joseph Conrad' Quote   Source: Joseph Conrad
"A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."

Full 'George Eliot' Quote   Source: George Eliot
"A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's..."

Full 'Max Eastman' Quote   Source: Max Eastman
"A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond."

Full 'Steve Martin' Quote   Source: Steve Martin
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and..."

Full 'Arnold H. Glasow' Quote   Source: Arnold H. Glasow
"divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke."

Full 'Max Eastman' Quote   Source: Max Eastman
"for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself...."

Full 'Jessamyn West' Quote   Source: Jessamyn West
"better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any..."

Full 'Charlotte Perkins Gilman' Quote   Source: Charlotte Perkins Gilman
"a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."

Full 'Herman Hesse' Quote   Source: Herman Hesse
"telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For..."

Full 'Rowan Atkinson' Quote   Source: Rowan Atkinson
"by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones...."

Full 'Samuel Beckett' Quote   Source: Samuel Beckett
"Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before"

Full 'Langston Hughes' Quote   Source: Langston Hughes
"no subject about which one cannot make jokes, religion included. Clearly,..."

Full 'Rowan Atkinson' Quote   Source: Rowan Atkinson
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."

Full 'Jack Handy' Quote   Source: Jack Handy
"I intended it as ironic, as a joke to show how violence begets more..."

Full 'Spike Lee' Quote   Source: Spike Lee
"When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I..."

Full 'Hank Aaron' Quote   Source: Hank Aaron
"you a free key duplication for... That joke made me laugh before I could..."

Full 'Mitch Hedberg' Quote   Source: Mitch Hedberg
"thing I know it's God does love a good joke."

Full 'Hugh Elliott' Quote   Source: Hugh Elliott
"you act, the other fellow gets in his joke first."

Full 'Edgar Watson Howe' Quote   Source: Edgar Watson Howe
"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I"

Full 'Dolly Parton' Quote   Source: Dolly Parton
"from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes...."

Full 'St Thomas Aquinas' Quote   Source: St Thomas Aquinas
"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a"

Full 'Max Eastman' Quote   Source: Max Eastman
"amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional..."

Full 'Scott Adams' Quote   Source: Scott Adams
"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."

Full 'David Ogilvy' Quote   Source: David Ogilvy
"The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow."

Full 'H. G. Wells' Quote   Source: H. G. Wells
"There are a finite number of jokes in the universe."

Full 'David Byrne' Quote   Source: David Byrne
"silly at first, it was supposed to be a joke, (laughing) but it actually..."

Full 'Tiffany Affair' Quote   Source: Tiffany Affair
"start hitting the books because it's no joke out here."

Full 'Spike Lee' Quote   Source: Spike Lee