Chris Rock Quotes
The only acting you ever see at the Oscars
is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have
won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd
have won an Oscar, girl!
-- Chris Rock
Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.
-- Chris Rock
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
-- Chris Rock
