bad pick up lines
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'Why don't you step out of those wet
clothes and into a dry martini?'
?Robert Charles Benchley
"I heard milk does a body
good, but damn girl, how
much you been drinking?"
(lick her sleeve) Well we better
get you out of those wet clothes!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you
got FINE written all over you!
Are you wearing lipstick?
Well, mind if I taste it?
Could you please step away from the bar?
You're melting all the ice.
Do you believe in love at first sight
or should I drive by again?
Do you have a quarter?
My mom told me to call
her when I fell in love.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No? Can I?
Get your coat girl,
you've scored!
Go up to the girl of your dreams,
give her a single rose and say,
"I just wanted to show this
rose what true beauty is."
Hey, you want to go out
for pizza and some sex? What,
you don't like pizza?
I'd buy you a drink,
but I'd be jealous of the straw
I'm new in town, could I
have directions to your house?
I lost my phone number,
can I borrow yours?
I lost my teddy bear,
can I sleep with you instead?
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
If I were bread, would
you be my butter?
If I were God, all of my
angels would look like you!
Is it hot in here,
or is it just you?
One of us is thinking
about sex...
Okay, it's me.
Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.
Should I break it to your friend
that she's going home alone?
Stick with me baby and I'll buy you
rocks as big as diamonds.
That outfit looks great on you.
It would look even better rolled up
in a ball on my bedroom floor.
Whoops! Sorry,
I thought that was
a braille name tag.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
You have a beautiful body.
Will you hold that against me?
My name's not Elmo but you
can tickle me anytime.
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