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Budgets
The trouble with a budget is
that it's hard to fill up one
hole without digging another.
?Dan Bennett
Never base your budget requests
on realistic assumptions, as this could lead
to a decrease in your funding.
?Scott Adams
It's a very sobering feeling
to be up in space and realize
that one's safety factor was
determined by the lowest bidder
on a government contract.
?Alan Shepherd
You can fool all of the people
all of the time if the advertising is
right and the budget is big enough.
?Joseph E. Levine
The average family exists only
on paper and its average budget
is a fiction, invented by statisticians for
the convenience of statisticians.
?Sylvia Porter
