The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure
is a romantic mix of music that I
know most women love to hear, so I
never keep it far from me
when women are nearby.
?Fabio
A woman of 35 thinks of having children.
A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.
?Murphy's Laws of Sex
What's nice about my dating life is
that I don't have to leave my house.
All I have to do is read the paper: I'm
marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel
Day-Lewis, parading around with
John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even
Robert De Niro was in there for a day.
?Julia Roberts
Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman
to communicate to a man that she is interested in him.
Despite being advised to do so, many women
have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes,
not necessarily due to the shyness, but
usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes
are not located in her chest.
?The Dictionary of Dating
When I had no work and all this time
on my hands, I couldn't get a date.
Now that I have women banging on my door,
I have no time to answer it.
?Scott Wolf
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex
in your acquaintance who has
some flaw which makes sleeping
with him/her totally unappealing.
?The Dictionary of Dating
