The gambling known as business
looks with austere disfavor upon
the business known as gambling.
?Ambrose Bierce
The urge to gamble is so universal
and its practice so pleasurable that
I assume it must be evil.
?Heywood Hale Broun
No wife can endure a gambling husband,
unless he is a steady winner.
?Lord Thomas Robert Dewar
I used to be a heavy gambler.
But now I just make mental bets.
That's how I lost my mind.
?Steve Allen
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with
a spade and a package of garden seeds.
?Dan Bennett
The best throw with the dice
is to throw them away.
?Anonymous
The race is not always to the swift
nor the battle to the strong --
but that's the way to bet it.
?Damon Runyon
When your opponent's sittin' there
holdin' all the aces, there's only one
thing to do: kick over the table.
?Dean Martin
Gambling promises the poor what
property performs for the rich --
something for nothing.
?George Bernard Shaw
Horse sense is a good judgement which
keeps horses from betting on people.
?W. C. Fields
The urge to gamble is so universal,
and its practice so pleasurable
that I assume it must be evil.
?Heywood Broun
If you must play, decide upon three things at the start:
the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.
?Chinese Proverb
