You're as likely to get through to him if
you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing
geraniums standing on a garden gnome.
?Source Unknown
Gnomes live ten times faster than humans.
They're harder to see than a high-speed
mouse. That's one reason why most humans
hardly ever see them. The other is that
humans are very good at not seeing
things they know aren't there. And, since
sensible humans know that there are no
such things as people four inches high,
a gnome who doesn't want to
be seen probably won't be seen...
Wings
?Terry Pratchett
Gnomes - Very small creatures that live
in holes in gardens. They have leathery
skin and large bald heads. To de-gnome
a garden, grab the gnome by the ankles and
swing it around your head, and then throw.
?MGPL Web - Harry Potter Guide
You are a furry gnome and we feed you too much!
Dorothy to Sophia
?The Golden Girls
