Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
?P. G. Wodehouse
It took me 17 years to get
3,000 hits, but I did it in one
afternoon on the golf course.
?Hank Aaron
We learn so many things from golf-
how to suffer, for instance.
?Bruce Lansky
I regard golf as an expensive
way of playing marbles.
?G. K. Chesterton
The reason the pro tells you to keep your
head down is so you can't see him laughing.
?Phyllis Diller
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill,
unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
?Henry Beard
They say golf is like life, but don't believe
them. Golf is more complicated than that.
?Gardner Dickinson
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot
my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
?Bruce Lansky
The only time my prayers are never
answered is on the golf course.
?Billy Graham
Reverse every natural instinct and
do the opposite of what you are inclined
to do, and you will probably come very
close to having a perfect golf swing.
?Ben Hogan
Go play golf. Go to the golf course.
Hit the ball. Find the ball.
Repeat until the ball is in the hole.
Have fun. The end.
?Chuck Hogan
If you think it's hard to meet new people,
try picking up the wrong golf ball.
?Jack Lemmon
They say "practice" makes perfect "
Of course, it doesn't.
For the vast majority of golfers
it merely consolidates imperfection.
?Henry Longhurst
Golf is good for the soul.
You get so mad at yourself you
forget to hate your enemies.
?Will Rogers
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up
lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
?Mark Twain
The uglier a man's legs are,
the better he plays golf.
It's almost a law.
?H. G. Wells
Golf is a game in which one endeavors
to control a ball with implements
ill adapted for the purpose.
?Woodrow Wilson
Golf is a day spent in a round
of strenuous idleness.
?William Wordsworth
