Husbands are awkward things to deal
with; even keeping them in hot
water will not make them tender.
?Mary Buckley
You can have all the intelligence in the
world and don't have enough stamina. I
have seen some very bright, bright women
who do not have the stamina for husbands.
?Charleszetta Waddles
Husbands are like fires.
They go out when unattended.
?Zsa Zsa Gabor
There is so little difference between
husbands you might as well keep the first.
?Adela Rogers St. Johns
Our society is set up so that most women lose
their identities when their husbands die.
?Lynn Caine
When a man brings his wife flowers
for no reason, there's a reason.
?Molly McGee
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying
some woman who has lost three husbands.
?Kin Hubbard
"Chumps always make the best husbands.
When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap
his forehead first, and if
it rings solid, don't hesitate."
?P. G. Wodehouse
American husbands are the best in
the world; no other husbands are so generous
to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
?Elinor Glyn
Some pray to marry the man they love,
my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray
to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.
?Rose Pastor Stokes
His purity was too great, his aspiration too high
for this poor, miserable world! His great soul is
now only enjoying that for which it was worthy!
?Queen Victoria
The husbands of very beautiful women
belong to the criminal classes.
?Oscar Wilde
