This is a court of law, young man,
not a court of justice.
?Oliver Wendell
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen
to decide who has the better lawyer.
?Robert Frost
Anarchy - it's not the law,
it's just a good idea.
?Anonymous
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
?William H Mauldin
The problem with any unwritten law is that
you don't know where to go to erase it.
?Glaser and Way
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison.
It went a lot faster with two people digging.
?Mister Boffo
A group of white South Africans recently
killed a black lawyer because he was
black. That was wrong. They should have
killed him because he was a lawyer.
?A Whitney Brown
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids
the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges,
to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
?Anatole France
The most overlooked advantage to owning
a computer is that if they foul up there's no
law against whacking them around a little.
?Porterfield
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
those who understand what they do not manage, and
those who manage what they do not understand.
?Putt's Law
The reason there is so little crime in
Germany is that it's against the law.
?Alex Levin
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation:
if there should be such a thing as superhuman
law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.
?Eric Ambler
The United States is a nation of laws:
badly written and randomly enforced.
?Frank Zappa
