That's metaphysics, my dear fellow.
It's forbidden me by my doctor,
my stomach won't take it.
?Boris Pasternak
My studies in Speculative philosophy, metaphysics,
and science are all summed up in the image of a
mouse called man running in and out of every hole
in the Cosmos hunting for the Absolute Cheese.
?Benjamin DeCasseres
I was thrown out of college for cheating
on the metaphysics exam; I looked into
the soul of the boy next to me.
?Woody Allen
Metaphysics is the finding of bad reasons
for what we believe upon instinct; but to
find these reasons is no less an instinct.
?Francis H. Bradley
Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you
a thirty thousand page menu, and no food.
?Robert M. Pirsig
When he to whom a person speaks does
not understand, and he who speaks does not
understand himself, that is metaphysics.
?Voltaire
