Most mimes are annoying. It's sort of
like the Macarena on a smaller scale. A
large number of people looking silly
doing the same things over and over.
?Keith Irwin
I played a blank tape on full volume.
The mime who lived next door
complained. So I shot
him with a gun with a silencer.
?Stephen Wright
I bet a lot of mimes choke
to death because nobody
believes they're really choking.
?John Gephart
...consequence you'll see will be stranger
than a gang of drunken mimes...
?Incubus
We are in the process here of
learning to think movement. Clowns,
dancers, mimes think movement.
?Source Unknown
Never get a mime talking.
He won't stop.
?Marcel Marceau
When I see professional clowns,
mimes, or people that make balloon animals,
I always think of their relatives and
how disappointed they must be.
?Source Unknown
Oh goodie, goth mimes.
The best of both worlds. They
pretend they're trapped in a box
and then whine about
how cruel and unfair it is.
?Source Unknown
Goths are sort of like mimes with
long hair and trenchcoats. Neat.
?Adam Rixey
