Some people say that I'm superficial,
but that's just on the surface.
On one hand, I'm indecisive;
but on the other, I'm not.
If there's one thing I can't
stand, it's intolerance.
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Prejudiced people are all alike.
What is the probability that something
will happen according to the odds?
Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.
Evil is not all bad.
I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.
There's no such thing as nonexistance.
Cooperation can only be reached
if we work together.
As far as I'm concerned, treachery will
sometimes bring loyalty into question.
He doesn't have much of a
reputation or so I've heard.
I disagree with unanimity.
I have my doubts about disbelief.
Avoid Alliteration...Always.
Prepositions are not words
to end sentences with.
One should never generalize.
Avoid cliches like the plague.
Analogies in writing are
like feathers on a snake.
Profanity sucks.
I have a twin brother; he's
identical, but I'm not.
Exaggeration is a billion times
worse than understatement.
Death to all fanatics!
An oral contract isn't worth
the paper its written on.
If we do not succeed, we
run the risk of failure.
I'd give my right arm
to be ambidextrous!
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
Rehab is for quitters!
The shortest distance between two
points is how far apart they are.
Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.
Grammar has gots to be one of the
most importantest things ever?
My identity lies in not knowing who I am.
I am becoming increasingly worried that
there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
I have this nagging fear that everyone
is out to make me paranoid.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
I keep telling myself that I am a pathological
liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.
There are only three kinds of people; people
who can count and people who can't.
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon,
but I don't believe in dragons.
Life is full of uncertainties...or
I could be wrong about that?
Not only am I redundant and
superfluous, but I also tend to use
more words than necessary.
Always remember you're unique...
just like everyone else!
