Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and
it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
?Albert Einstein
I can accept the theory of relativity as
little as I can accept the existence of atoms.
?Ernst Mach
Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.
?Albert Einstein
No one has yet discovered any warlike
purpose to be served by the theory of
numbers or relativity, and it seems very unlikely
that anyone will do so for many years.
?G. H. Hardy
If my theory of relativity is proven correct,
Germany will claim me as a German and
France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
Should my theory prove untrue,
France will say that I am a German and
Germany will declare that I am a Jew.
?Albert Einstein
