Stewie Griffin Quotes: Quotes
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. Quotes
Stewie Griffin Quotes:
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her,
it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Stewie Griffin Quotes:
Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Stewie Griffin Quotes:
Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Stewie Griffin Quotes:
You know what else is disgusting? (He farts ) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.
Stewie Griffin Quotes:
By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californee-ya and wrangle me a three way
with the Olsen twins.
Stewie Griffin Quotes:
Oh damn! Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah, he's dead.
Stewie Griffin Quotes:
I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.
Your Favorite Authors
Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert
Einstein Quotes Aristotle Quotes Benjamin
Disraeli Quotes
Benjamin Franklin Quotes Dwight
D. Eisenhower Quotes Emile M. Cioran Quotes Francis
Bacon Quotes Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes
George Eliot Quotes George
Will Quotes George W. Bush Quotes Jay
Leno Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes Lord
Byron Quotes
Mahatma Gandhi Quotes Oscar
Wilde Quotes Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes Thomas
Carlyle Quotes Thomas Jefferson Quotes
Virgil Quotes Voltaire
Quotes William James Quotes Winston
Churchill Quotes Woody Allen Quotes
Your Favorite Quotes By Subject
Age Quotes Anger
Quotes Art Quotes Business
Quotes Change Quotes
Computers Quotes Death
Quotes Dream Quotes Education
Quotes
Equality Quotes Experience
Quotes Faith Quotes Forgiveness
Quotes
Friendship Quotes Funny
Quotes Government Quotes History
Quotes Humor Quotes
Imagination Quotes Life
Quotes Love Quotes Marriage
Quotes
Motivational Quotes Music
Quotes Nature Quotes Patriotism
Quotes Peace Quotes
Politics Quotes Religion
Quotes Science Quotes
Success Quotes Time
Quotes War Quotes Wisdom
Quotes Work Quotes
TV Quotes
Seinfeld Quotes