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Stoner Quotes

Stoners Quotes


Stoners make the best cryptologists, I
know because i've written some kickass
shit and the next day there was no way could
I figure out what the hell I did.
?Stu Shimoruma


Much virtue in Herbs, little in men.
?Benjamin Franklin.


Make the most of the hemp
seed and sow it everywhere.
?George Washington


It has been and will always be the case
that most Americans who use drugs
do so responsibly and in moderation
?Ethan A. Nadelmann


No drug, not even alcohol, causes the
fundamental ills of society. If we?re
looking for the sources of our troubles,
we shouldn?t test people for drugs,
we should test them for stupidity,
ignorance, greed and love of power.
?P.J. O'Rourke


Short term memory loss equals
long term memory gain
?Timothy Leary


I do not take drugs. I am drugs.
?Salvador Dali


I think I might have been stupid
in some respects, it if weren't for
my psychedelic experiences.
?Kary Mullis, 1993 Nobel laureate


Instead of all of this energy and
effort directed at the war to end
drugs, how about a little attention
to drugs which will end war?
?Abbey Hofmann

Hey, whats in this shit man. Mostly maui wowie, but its got some labrodor in it. Whats labrodor man? Its dog shit. My dog ate my stash so I had to follow him around with a little baggy for 3 days. It really blew the dogs mind.
Cheech and Chong