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Things My Friends Have Told Me Quotes



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If mindless grunts are religious cannon fodder,
are religious canons mindless fodder for grunts?

I wont forget the words you said,
or the hours I cried, I wont forget

Life is like a yo-yo sometimes you're
up, and sometimes you're down....

Give a man a fish and you feed him for
a day; teach him to use the Internet
and he won't bother you for weeks.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you.
?Winnie The Pooh

If love is the answer, could
you rephrase the question?
?Lilly Tomlin

Love is somthing that can not be
explained - the force that drives us to
protect the ones we care about.

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
?Charles De Gaulle

Women are expected to do twice as
much as men in half the time and for no
credit. Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
?Charlotte Whitton

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look
at them but I wouldn't want to own one.
?W.C. Fields

Women have always been the guardians
of wisdom and humanity which makes them
natural, but usually secret, rulers.
?Charlotte Wolff

Women have served all these centuries as
looking-glasses possessing the magic
and delicious power of reflecting the
figure of man at twice its natural size.
?Adolph Simon Ochs

"Words make you think a thought. Music makes you
feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought.
?E.Y. Harbug

Politics is the art of preventing people from busying
themselves with what is their own business.
?Paul Valery

Words without ideas are
like sails without wind.
?Courier Record
(Blackstone, Virginia)

Choose your friends by their character
and your socks by their color. Choosing
your socks by their character makes
no sense, and choosing your friends
by their color is unthinkable.
?Source Unknown

The computer revolution has really changed the way
we do business. Rather than bothering with elaborate
excuses we just say, "the computer's down.
Children are unpredictable. You never know what
inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
?Franklin P. Jones

Love happens when dreams
become reality.
?Lacey Berry

Never slap a man's face while
he is chewing tobacco.
?Will Rogers
Dragn Adept

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus.
They meet at Earth...which is pretty
much the same problem Belgium has
with the Germans and French.
?Amy Myth

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's
nut, that held its ground.

Life is like a bottomless pit,
and you've already fallen in.
?Jonathan Ivanco
Corporate Tycoon

A billion here, a billion there, sooner
or later it adds up to real money.
?Everett Dirksen

Guys are like cotton candy. They start out
so sweet but the sugar quickly melts away!
?Kim (mermaidpunk123)

The most exciting relationships are the
ones that exist only in your dreams.
?Kim (mermaidpunk123)

Although theres no speaking involved,
a kiss can say so much.
?Kim (mermaidpunk123)

Relationships are always better
the second time around.
?Kim (mermaidpunk123)

You know its true love on his part when
he continuously comes back for more.
?Kim (mermaidpunk123)

Without all of this confusion in
my life I'd die of boredom.
?Kim (mermaidpunk123)

We cannot prevent the birds of sorrow
from flying over our heads, but we can
refuse to let them build nests in our hair
?Chinese Proverb

I know lots of guys who joined
bands to meet girls. I've never
met a woman who
joined a band to meet men.
?Johnette Napolitano

You are not odd if you think
you are odd, you are only weird
if you think you are normal.....
?Christiana Starr*

It is the nature of human beings not
to be able to leave nature alone.
?Margaret Visser

Rock and roll never sleeps.
It just passes out.
?George Thorogood

I shall pass through this world but
once. If, therefore, there be any kindness
I can show, or any good thing I can do,
let me do it now; let me not defer it or neglect
it, for I shall not pass this way again.
?Etienne de Grellet

There are no ordinary people. You have never
talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts,
civilizations--these are mortal....But it is immortals
whom we joke with, marry, snub, and exploit--
immortal horrors or everlasting splendours.
C. S. Lewis
ians honor

I was taught humility by staring
my own greatness in the face
?Eolake Stobblehouse

Did roman nurses call IVs 4s!

Ahhhhhh Grasshopper........
Power is knowledge .......
Knowledge is power

The Earth is but One Country, and
All Mankind it's Citizens.
?Baha'u'llah (1817-92)

I suppose if I am allowed the privilege of knowing
these people then I must expect to occasionally
experience losing them. I love making new
friends online but I don't know how to just
suddenly let them go, with a very heavy heart

If you follow a stupid child home... what do you find ?
If you follow a stupid child home.. you find STUPID parents!

Always drink upstream from the herd
Yer Ranger

Like a fine wine, women get better with age
UWish - Nick

I prefer the words "loved for a brief time" over "used"
?Source Unknown

God doesn't always smooth the path, but
sometimes He puts springs in the wagon.
?Marshall Lucas

Work like you don't need the money,
Dance like nobody is watching and
love like you've never been hurt."
?Mark Twain

See the masses of men toiling themselves into
timeless graves while here and there an unselfish
soul forgets himself into immortality
?Author Unknown

You ain't drunk till you have to grab hold of the grass
to keep from fallin off the edge of the world.
Tin Cup 200I

I'm so tough not even liquid plumber
can take me down -=]
?Intense laughs

If only you could sense how important
you are to the lives of those you meet;
how important you can be to people you
may never even dream of. There is
something of yourself that you leave
at every meeting with another person.
Mister Rogers (Fred Rogers)
?Amy Myth 

It is a question of how much flavor is
required to turn a drink into a poison.
?The Papa

With friends like you, who needs enemies?
?Glazed Reality

If it hurts too bad to turn and walk away..
look straight ahead and skip
?Glazed Reality

The love of a friend is a thousand
times greater than the touch of lover

The lovingly familiar look on a loved ones
face is far greater than even the finest of riches

Philosophy is the taste of paradise
and the sting of reality.

We have the power to create our own realities.
If you dont like your current reality, change it!

We are all just aliens. Your clothes are really spacesuits.
Your car is really a spaceship. Living on planet earth
can be just like living on any other planet.
What kind of alien are you?

Great Mind's Think Alike

The golden opportunity you are seeking is within yourself.
?Love, Annie

It takes a minute to have a crush.. an hour to make a friend, a day to fall in love.
It takes forever to forget someone.
?Mdnt Silver

What do you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?
Fight Club

Life is told by a idiot, signifying nothing.
?Shakespeare, Macbeth
Do the  Dew

Love is a secret. If you want to keep it, dont tell anyone about it,
even the person you love

To see me is to see past the physical and into the mental.
To know me, is to see past the mental and into the heart.
To love me is to see past the heart and into the soul.

My love is indescribeable.
I have felt it, and been rejected.
That shall never stop me.
I will continue to love through any difficulty,
any hardship, any boundary.
Love is inescapable, and unstoppable.

Life throws a lot of things at you, its not necessary to catch them all,
but be aware of whats coming so you can get out of the way.


Statements from Ken:

?ROMANCE: Fairy tale told to keep one in denial

?One can either accept, trust, and respect me as I am
or they can go find one they can or else someone else
sick enough to try to mold to their image.

?One does not change what they love.
They submerse themselve into the bliss of their presences.

?One must be happy alone to be happy with another.
A relationship is sharing.
Not taking something you don't have from another.
Can't give what ya don't have.

?First thing is to always keep an open mind and
measure EVERYTHING against common sense.
It saves a lot of blows about one's head and shoulders.


People in love, it is well known, suffer extreme conceptual delusions;
the most common of these being that other people
find your condition as thrilling and eye-watering
as you do yourselves.
(Julian Barnes)

To love someone is to give them the key to your heart

Although we've come, to the end of the road.
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
Dedicated to all the seniors of the Class of 2000

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires.
(William Arthur Ward)

No man is worth a woman's tears, and any man who is,
would not make her cry.

He who controls the information, controls the world.

I want to learn more and more to see as beautiful what is necessary in things;
then I shall be one of those who make things beautiful.
*Amor Fati : let that be my love henceforth!
I do not want to wage war against what is ugly.
I do not want to accuse; I do not even want to accuse those who accuse.
Looking away shall be my only negation.
And all in all and on the whole; some day I wish to be only a Yes-sayer.
Friedrich Nietzche
*Amor Fati : a love of fate.

(off-camera voice) "Can you destroy the earth?"
The Tick "Egads! I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!"

~The only way to keep what you have in life is to give some of it away~
~Once and a while you'll get shown the light in the
strangest of places
if you look at it right~
~Never frown because you never know when some one
is falling in love with your smile~

"I am an old man, I have had many worries -
most of which never happened"
Some folk are down on what they ain't up on !

Shoot first, shoot again, shoot a couple more times.
And maybe ask a question over a bottle of vodka that night.
?Reverend Disk

"How can you hope to defeat me when I am forever and you are just a man?"
Satan from the new movie, End Of Days

You will find that silence or very gentle words are the
most exquisite revenge for insult.
(Judge Hall)

If it looks good...
You`ll see it
If it sounds good...
You`ll hear it
If it`s marketed right..
you`ll buy it
But..if it`s real.. You`ll feel it.
(Kid Rock )

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

80% of all questions that begin with the word `why' can be answered with
the simple sentence `people are stupid.'
(Kevin Carson)

Somebody loves you far more than you know...
With a love that keeps growing as days come and go...
Somebody needs you to make life worthwhile...
Needs your warm touch and the joy of your smile...
?li'l nyte demon

I loved you before I could say the words,
I will love you after I can't
say them anymore.

May you be bathed in the light of a rainbow.

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being.
His heart withers if it does not answer another heart.
His mind shrinks away if he hears only
the echoes of his own thoughts
and finds no other inspiration.
(Pearl S. Buck)
?Chad Patrick

The greatest ability is dependability.        
(Dr.Bob Jones Sr.)

I am strongly in favor of common sense, honesty and common decency.
This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
?<SMILE>   :x

I can LET things happen, or, I can MAKE things happen.

It's funny but people with guilty consciences usually are a little paranoid.
And they lash out at people....
It's all gonna catch up with him and he will apologize some day.
And you will forgive him, because you feel sorry for him.
But it will never be the same.
I'm sorry.
From Private Mail -- Author not disclosed without permission

Indifference is the strongest force in the universe.
It makes everything it touches meaningless.
Love and hate don't stand a chance against it.
It lets neglect and decay and monstrous injustice go unchecked.
It doesn't act, it allows.
And that's what gives it so much power.
(Joan Vinge)

A wise man once said to me,
"Emotions make you weak, the weak shall die, and the strong shall thrive."
To which I replied,
"Emotions make you weak, but they also make you human."
That is when I learned the wise man
was really a fool in disguise.

I'm an upside hourglass, my weight is in my past,
the future clear, bright and empty....
some one please turn me over.

My life is like jello, you can open up the package,
water it down with the heat and cold of my past,
stir me up and attempt to cool my hot core,
but the more effort you put into understanding me,
the more confused you become
and the worse I taste.
?Jessica (again, thanks)

Get up, go to work, come home, go to bed,
It's rotten, but it pays the bills. :)

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil--but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small silly presents every so often--
just to save it from drying out completely.
(Pam Brown)

I've never been a communist
. Sometimes I have to explain that to people.
I am very much in favor of the whole capitalist system,
and that's compatible with the fact
that much of it can be improved.
At the heart of capitalism is continuously
finding what is stupid and pointing it out.
Maybe that helps you stop doing it.
Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert.

Watch the TOES you step on today...They may be connected to the BUTT you
might have to kiss Tomorrow . :)

No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars,
or sailed to an uncharted land,
or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
(Helen Keller)

Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and
the blind can see.
(Author unknown)
?Hobbit K (Michael)

Carpe diem, mi amour, you have to seize the day, that's what your life is for.

If young ears shouldn't hear it, perhaps old mouths shouldn't say it.

Live, love, have alot of fun.
?Brian Cullins ;o)

The way you measure your lifes worth is how much you enrich others.

Suppressing the TRUTH has never met with success for long, it is only temporary

...because I can.

I got a paper plate in my head 'cause they were out of the metal ones.

Last night I got a dog for my boyfriend. It was a fair trade.

When asked what he thought of Western Civilization, Ghandi replied,
"I think it would be a great idea."

"a world of made
is not a world of born--pity poor flesh
and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine speciman of hypermagical
ultraomnipotence. we doctors know
a hopeless case if--listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go!
ee cummings

pity this busy monster, manunkind

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
?Lee Gray

If God is a matter of opinion (and not fact), then when I pray,
I am praying to my opinion,
and thus, I am praying to myself.

Life is too short, so love the one you got, cause you might get run over or
ya might get shot
Bradley Nowell (Sublime)

Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
?Angela Marie <3

"I dont want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten"
George Contanza, "Seinfeld"

"Are you going tonight? We have to, We're School Drones"
?Dyne and TBB

"I love the Power Glove, It's so bad"
?Lucas, "The Wizard"

In today's world, you have to be a little crazy to stay sane!

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
(Don Marquis)