Truths - Adult Quotes

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge . . .mostly
sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's
nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's
like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal
for the fiber, not the joy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the
preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you
can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same
sensation from a rocking chair hat you once
got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's
a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.