Bride: A woman with a fine prospect
of happiness behind her.
?Ambrose Bierce
The Irish are often nervous about having
the appropriate face for the occasion. They
have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain,
so they get depressed; they have to be sad at
funerals, which is easy, so they get happy.
?Peggy Noonan
The problem with being best man at a wedding
is that you never get a chance to prove it.
?Unknown
I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a
wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.
?Marilyn Quayle
Here's a toast to your new bride who has
everything a girl could want in her life,
except for good taste in men!
?Wedding Toast
A wedding is just like a funeral except that
you get to smell your own flowers.
?Grace Hansen
