I wonder what Jesus would do if
He had to reload Windows 95
for the eighth time today ?
?Mirabour Gilbride.
Windows: Just another pain in the glass
Double your drive-space: delete Windows !
WinNT: All the headaches of Unix, but
in a pretty, windowed environment.
Windows: The Gates of hell
Windows - The colorful clown suit for DOS
DOS never says 'EXCELLENT
command or filename'.
"Fer sail cheep, Windows
spel chekcer, wurks grate"
Microsoft Windows ...
a virus with mouse support
MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.
?Henry Spencer
I'll never forget the 1st time I
ran Windows, but I'm trying ...
If Windows is user-friendly, why
do you need a 678-page manual ?
If you don't know where you want to go,
we will make sure you get there.
?Microsoft slogan translated in Japanese.
Windows - so intuitive you only
need a meg of help files !
Windows 3.1 - The best $89
solitaire game you can buy
Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO is the answer.
?Erik Naggum.
People say Microsoft payed $14M for using the
Rolling Stones song 'Start me up' in their commercials.
This is wrong. Microsoft paid $14M only for a part
of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line
'You'll make a grown man cry'.
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said:
'Outlook not so good'. I said:
'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium.
Q: What's the advantage of having Bill Gates
and the Pope in the same city ?
A: So that the Pope can talk directly to God.
A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping,
1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
Windows isn't a virus,
viruses do something.
Difference between a virus and windows ?
Viruses rarely fail.
Computer are like air conditioners:
they stop working when you open windows.
Microsoft is trying to add some humor to
it's error messages in Windows 2000.
Here are a couple of examples:
? Printer not responding: Got a pen and paper handy ?
? Three things are certain in life: Taxes, death, and data loss.
Guess which has just occured ?
