If you want to know about a man you can find
out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
The great secret of doctors, known only to
their wives, but still hidden from the public, is
that most things get better by themselves; most
things, in fact, are better in the morning.
When a man opens the car door for his
wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
?Prince Philip Edinburgh
Women will never be as successful as men
because they have no wives to advise them.
?Dick Van Dyke
Wives are people who feel
they don't dance enough.
She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.
A good wife and health is a mans best wealth.
When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl --
and look at the ailing, aching state a young
wife generally is doomed to -- which
you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.