The happiest women, like the happiest
nations, have no history.
?George Eliot
Good women always think it is their
fault when someone else is
being offensive. Bad women never
take the blame for anything.
?Anita Brookner
All women are bitches except my mother -
not trusting her but respecting her.
?Nizar Gabani
When a woman behaves like a man why
doesn't she behave like a nice man?
?Dame Edith Evans
You see an awful lot of smart guys with
dumb women, but you hardly ever see
a smart woman with a dumb guy.
?Erica Jong
They talk about a woman's sphere, as
though it had a limit. There's not a place in
earth or heaven. There's not a task to
mankind given... without a woman in it.
?Kate Field
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.
?Washington Irving
A pessimist is a man who thinks
all women are bad. An optimist
is one who hopes they are.
?Chauncey Depew
No matter how happily a woman may be
married, it always pleases her to discover that
there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
?Henry Louis Mencken
For my part I distrust all generalizations about
women, favorable and unfavorable, masculine
and feminine, ancient and modern; all alike, I
should say, result from paucity of experience.
?Bertrand Russell
In politics if you want anything said, ask a man.
If you want anything done, ask a woman.
?Margaret Thatcher
Heav'n has no rage, like love to hatred turn'd.
Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
?Congreve
To behold her is an immediate check to loose
behavior; to love her is a liberal education.
?Sir Richard Steele
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman
charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
?Ambrose Bierce
The strength of women comes from
the fact that psychology
cannot explain us. Men can be
analyzed, women merely adored.
?Oscar Wilde
If a woman has to choose between catching
a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will
choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there are men on base.
?Dave Barry
As a woman I have no country. As a
woman my country is the whole world.
?Virginia Woolf
