Gutenberg made everybody
a reader. Xerox makes
everybody a publisher.
?Marshall McLuhan
I xeroxed my watch. Now I
can give away free watches.
?Steven Wright
...your mom calls you up every other
day to beg you to get a real job
so she can hold her head up at your
cousin's upcoming wedding reception --
you're good with technology, have
you ever considered becoming
a Xerox machine repairperson?
?Joyce Park
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have
an extra xerox machine.
?Steven Wright
You do your best work
when you?re having fun.
?Xerox Slogan
