I just read this great science fiction
story. It's about how machines take
control of humans and turn them
into zombie slaves! ... HEY! What
time is it?? My TV show is on!
?Calvin
(Bill Watterson)
Old unix hackers don't die, they
just turn into zombie processes
?Source Unknown
A strange, glazed expression came
into his eyes and he staggered
around the cabin looking for all
the world like a zombie unwilling
to take part in an experiment
in advanced necromancy.
?John E. Muller
The Galloping Gourmet isn't a
zombie, just really really English.
?Source Unknown
During production, I didn't ever have
one minute off to go file my nails, or do
anything which girls quite like to do
some of the time. I couldn't do anything.
I turned into a zombie.
?Elizabeth Hurley
And trying to get to sleep earlier
to avoid the morning "zombie
effect" is pointless, he said: "The
biological clock is extremely
accurate and not easily changed.
In a way, their brains are trying very hard
to go back to sleep in the mornings."
?Wm. Dement
... And what about Zombies? You never
hear from Zombies! That's the
trouble with Zombies, they're
unreliable! I say if you're going
to go for the Angel bullshit
you might as well go for
the Zombie package as well..
?George Carlin
...The purpose of man's life...is
to become an abject zombie
who serves a purpose he does not know,
for reasons he is not to question.
?Ayn Rand
